Relentless Inquiry

I am knuckle-draggingly suboptimal compared to my generational cohort… or perhaps not as skewed up (ba-dum!). From my vantage point high upon the bell curve, I laugh loftily at the sub- and super- human Edgelings. Ho, my Sky Chariot of Mediocrity! We shall soar loftily in the heavens (but not too high, we get n0s3bl33ds).

/me unimpressed. Given SAT verbals in the mid/high 700's on English with Essay, and never more than high 600's in math, I detect a Denmarkian whiff, even for an internet test.