“Outraged Terran consumers have complained about the shoddy quality of UniTrans' highly touted Sapient Communicator devices, but thus far no refunds have been issued. Representatives of the League for Value have initiated a class-action suit, filed at Nexus Hub within the past heptrotation. Taskmaster V'gulk of the UniTrans Quality Council issued a public statement regarding the suit, “Fail-us hindquarters-tithe of small tunnel-scrabblers. Continuing length, adhesion-initiates!” The Council has refused to respond to further inquiries.
WallStroid analysts are debating the intent of the Taskmaster's statement. which seems to imply that religious issues may have affected the ability of UniTrans' suppliers to deliver. UniTrans banking cartel spokesbeings assert that suppliers have adopted a penance to atone for quality issues, and that the mention of 'adhesion-initiates' is a sincere plea to customers to 'hang in there'. Shares of galactech distributor UniTrans rose 12.385 cos-units by the closing q-pulse.”
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